Joke Joke Joke Joke

Hmm.. i can't find a better section sa forums to place this thread so... dito nalang sa freedom Board...

Simple lang naman ang thread na eto.. you just have to post a joke hehehe

Nurse: Miss, gising na!

Patient: Ah, bakit?

Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.

Patient: Anong gamot?

Nurse: Sleeping pills.

Isko: Pare, kanina pa ako nasusuka pero di ako masukasuka.

Friend: Try mong sundutin yung tonsil mo

Isko: O ayan, tintry ko na, pero ayaw pa din eh.

Friend: Try mong sundutin yung pwet mo.

Isko: Sige try ko.......Pare ayaw pa din eh. Di pa din ako masuka.

Friend: Ngayon, try mo ipasok uli sa bibig mo yung daliri na pinangsundot mo
at try mong sundutin uli yung tonsil mo.

Pag di ka pa nasuka nyan eh ewan ko na!!!!

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.

Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?"

Source

Tanong: Bakit "S" ang nasa costume ni Superman?

Sagot: Wala na kasing medium! Napansin mo, fit masyado, di ba?

Saleslady: Bili kayo panty. Kapag sinuot ito, hindi kayo mabubuntis.

Babae: Bigyan mo ako ng tatlo.

*** 3 months later, galit si babae ***

Babae: Bakit ako nabuntis?

Saleslady: Baka naman hinubad mo!

Sa UP mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT.
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.
Sa Don Bosco, para sa mahirap.

Owww!

http://home.netcom.com/~pereyes/collegia.html

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"It's not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"Anytime, Sexytime"

Three Collegialas were discussing their choices in the kind of guy one should date.

1st Collegiala: "If you want someone who's really handsome, get someone from La Salle."

2nd Collegiala: "Yeah, but if you want a date who's smart, you'll want someone from UP."

3rd Collegiala: "Of course if you want both, you'd want an Atenean."

UHM NO I DON"T THINK SOOOO.... HAHA

http://home.netcom.com/~pereyes/collegia.html

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"It's not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"Anytime, Sexytime"

A lizard fell on a table.

Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae;

Kikay: Eew, lizard!;

Astig: s**t, butiki!;

Maarte: Shucks, butiks!;

Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;

Mahirap: Pare, ulam!

check nyo to, ang tiyaga ng gumawa nyan ah haha

DLSU EXAM
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ADMU EXAM
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"It's not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"Anytime, Sexytime"

a joke of my own.

"Ano ang gusto ng babae sa mga Lasallians?"

"Edi, PESO-nality!"

YEEESSSS benta ako Very Happy

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"It's not what I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

"Anytime, Sexytime"